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so, im not ignoring you if youve been texting me.
What will I do in marketing tomorrow?
fondle yourself.
Naw, that’s what James is for. :P
Welllll, I love you so much, sweet dreams and bubble machines. Then, good morning [when you wake up at about 12:30 or so tomorrow] and I’ll see you round 2.
no words.
I DUN KNOW WUT FORIN POLISY IZ, I JUS WANT 2 RAIL HER. SHE MAKEZ ME HAPPY TO BE A WOMANZ. SHE KNOWZ HOW TO MANAGE MONEYZ AN I REELY WANNA HER TA BE DUH FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT. SHE SAVE US FROM DA SOCIALISM OF DAT BARRRRACK FUCK. I’M PROUD TO BE AHMEEERRRRICAN.
today with my dear mother, who turns 1 year older tomorrow, and my lovely girl. Maybe even my dumb brother if he wakes up.